Delirious, Funny Collin

So after our accident Collin was very loopy. The first week after the accident while in the ICU and on heavy medications he said a lot of funny things. His brother and sister-in-law Chet and Abby as well as our moms and I wrote down several of his funny sayings. At the time they were funny, but also a little sad that his brain was so far gone. Now it's fun to look back and laugh from them.

- "Where is Justin Timberlake?"

- We mentioned Grandma Donna and Lucy having tubes in their noses like he did and he said "joyful, happy spirits" 

- "If I die when I go pee it's your fault" 

- Collin do you know where you are? "The north pole"

- "Did Stefani get her gift list?" We said yes, he said "it hasn't slipped her mind?"

- "Buy Jeremy an elephant."

- "Chet sing your Christmas jingle to get Jeremy here, I know it works"

- "Call Kristy Kringle and find out where Kris Kringle is" 

- "Get me up!" up where? "up mom's skirt, I don't care!" 

- Collin you are flashing me, Collin-"Count your blessings" 

- Abby asked Collin what did you get me? Collin-"Presents, what more do you want?" 

- "I don't want to die" You are not going to die, Collin-"well we are all going to die."

- We said just go pee, you have a catheter. Collin-"I can't, people are watching me"

- "I just want to get all this stuff off of me and walk around naked, is that too much to ask?"!! 

- Talking to his mom and I while we were both rubbing his arms"Do you both have to be touching me?"

- "Where is Kati Sue? (my sister) at home "Why? Doesn't she like us anymore?"
- Me, what are you doing? Collin "Looking at you cause you're cute."
- To me "I had a dream you were a werewolf dragon and me and my dad were trying to kill you."
- Talking about me "I love her so much. I really miss her."
- "Frankenstein is dead. We solved it."
- "Sorry if I am disparaging anyone." (I just looked up that word - expressing the opinion that something is of little worth)
- "My C-Section went alright."
- "Santa hasn't come yet. It takes forever. No presents allowed in the hospital."
- He asked if I would take him home yet and I said no. "You're making me go insane. You're killing me." He said that while pushing my face away from his.
- "How much time do you think they spent designing this bed? It was not enough cause it is extremely uncomfortable."
- "It hurts so much to be hurt sometimes."